If you buy a roll of sod, do you own land?

 

If you ask me a question and I answer truthfully, but then tell you that I was lieing.  So I told the truth, but told you that

I lied about the truth.  By telling you that I lied about the truth, does that make my lie a lie or the truth a lie, and is telling you that I am lieing a lie if I'm admitting it?

 

If humans were herbivores, what would we buy at gas stations

for snacks?

 

Can a deaf person get a song stuck on their hands?

 

Why is it so gross when a girl farts?

 

Is this just me? Every time I go to Fleet Farm, or Sports Authority, within 5 minutes of being there I have to poop

 

Can you wander around, when you are underwater


What do you think happened the first time ever someone bunted in a baseball game.