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In first grade I was in kid wrestling. Then Randy Sirek bent my fingers back, and it hurt. So, I quit
 
If your shower takes longer than 3:24.  Then you shower longer than I played varsity sports in high school
 
When I go to the Fitness Center, I talk and read magazines more than i work out
 
I brake for monster booty
 
Sometimes when I fart, it scares both dogs
 
If I could go back in time, I would go to Stalig 13 on Hogans Heros
 
In gym class in High School, I couldn't reach the box in the sit and reach part of the fitness test.
 
My favorite time of the year is spring,  specifically Thur-Sat, 8-5
 
When we were younger we had our underwear in a drawer in the bathroom. Dad and us 3 boys shared them.