1. Put the Wild goal horn on my truck

  2. Build a MXC/Wipeout course for us to use

  3. Build a Little League baseball stadium

  4. Eat at Dairy Queen

  5. Pay someone to follow me around and play theme music

  6. If I wasn't married to Emma, I'd get a boob job

  7. Build MLB replica wiffle ball parks

  8. Pay my old bosses so much money that they wouldn't say no, and then make them do really dumb stuff. Like give each other hot oil massages in their underwear

  9. Be the groundskeeper at the local ball parks